My foot's broken so I'm bored and watching too much tv this week. As for how I broke it, last weekend I climbed over a metal patio railing barefoot at my grandmother's apartment and I guess I landed too hard. Broke a couple toes and two other bones (metatarsals) and it's been graduating through a range of swelling and bruised color nicely. I can still walk on it, though tenderly and slowly, and no surgical intervention or cast is needed, at this point. Go me.
Present: I'm watching Saturday Night Live tonight on mute until Bon Iver comes on. Channing Tatum is nice to look at and that's about it. There's something horribly cardboard about him that is slightly offputting.
How hilarious was that Downton Abbey spoof?
YAY Bon Iver's doing Holocene. I want to wear that song like a warm coat. *chinhands* Everything from this band makes me want to snuggle in a down-filled comforter and drink endless cups of English tea. Which is fitting, I suppose, considering the band's genesis.
Oh lard, the second-hand embarrassment of this show is epic.
Future: I wish there was some way I could see This Means War without having to also see Reese Witherspoon or suffer through what I'm sure is a depressing and laughable script. But Pine and Hardy - oh hell yes.
While we're on the topic of OH HELL Yes:
Act of Valor. As described on military.com:
What's better than celebs done up in camouflage? Real SEALS in a movie! "Act of Valor" is a fictional story, which stars actual Navy SEALS, doing what they do best -- jumping, shooting, rolling around, blowing things up -- and it's all real. It's a premise that sells itself. Like Snakes on a Plane.
Past: Speaking of laughable, I finally saw Salt today. I find the idea of someone looking like Angelina Jolie being an intelligence operative ridiculous. Valentine op, yes. Field op, no. She's gotta be from the same planet of impossibility that Benedict Cumberbatch comes from; there are just some faces that you have to spend some time admiring to take it all in. There's an alien (can't be human!) level of aesthetic there that's fascinating and weird. It's like an uncanny valley of beauty.
And while we're on the topic of aesthetic, yes, I'm totally enamored with Downton Abbey.
Woof: OH and I caught
Lost Girl for the first time last night. Never heard of it before, so WHO IS this guy Kristen Holden-Ried? (I find it hilarious we have the same first name.) YUM. Despite the fact that his character's named after a vacuum, I'll tune in again. Really, I could stare at all 3 of the leads. They're all so damn attractive.